Thursday, July 21, 2011

Things I like about myself and their evil twin counterparts.

1. I am largely independent
save for lacking the basic instinct to survive. Should probably get on it.
2. I have incredibly smart friends
and my jealousy of their hard-earned success rears its ugly head more times than not.
3. I'm ambitious
but not very diligent with following through.
4. I've never felt the need to hem the length of my pants
but I still need to come to terms with the width.
5. I love dogs
more than I love humans.
6. I have a sailor mouth
which is in fair need of a finely toothed filter.
7. I have great, glistening hair
and that is all.

0 for Spencer.: